February 2012
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Intimacy Issues || Quick
-queenoftheangels:
It wasn’t just her concussion making things seem weird right now, right? Puck really went from turning down The Passion of the Christ to asking how far she’d gone with her girlfriend? Really? Quinn was shocked! How was that a natural train of thought? Her jaw dropped and she elbowed him in the side with a look of disbelief on her face. “What-why are you asking me that?” It...
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Intimacy Issues || Quick
-queenoftheangels:
Quinn was really looking forward to seeing Beth today, so despite how cute she was, the fact that she had already fallen asleep before she even got a few seconds with her was disappointing. Now she just had to hope she’d have a good sleep and wake up before Puck had to take her back home… One little smile from her daughter could brighten the rest of the dreary, bed-ridden day...
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Intimacy Issues || Quick
Although Puck had been exhausted with the full intention of skipping school to sleep, picking up Beth and hanging out with Quinn sounded like a lot more fun. After clearing it with Shelby, he set his alarm for earlier than usual and awaited the arrival of his daughter. He transferred the car seat from Shelby’s car to his truck and allowed them their goodbyes. “Dere’s my monkey...
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Beth and I have been sitting around waiting for Q...
-queenoftheangels:
I’m awake!
On our way now! Be there soon!
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Beth and I have been sitting around waiting for Q...
Such a cutie in the morning.
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-queenoftheangels:
Isn’t it a bit late?
Pshh. It’s never too late for Puckzilla to join a club. I’d go in there and own that shit.
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-queenoftheangels:
I’m surprised you aren’t in Zombie Survival Club with her.
You know… I really should join that…
Jumble your name or url around! →
Numberwahpucksaurus’s anagram name is UP RAW, SUBHUMAN SUCKER
Noah Puckerman’s anagram name is CHUNK OR APEMAN
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-queenoftheangels:
Then maybe you two were made for each other. :P
Maybe we were :P
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-queenoftheangels:
You’re as insane as my sister.
That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.
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-queenoftheangels:
Are you sure you didn’t hit your head?
… What if I did on another data but when he reset the game it was you who hit your head the second time around? But there was like a left-over effect on me?
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-queenoftheangels:
Is this like when I was living with you and you tried to convince me that life may really be a Super Mario game?
Oh my God… You’re right. Life is a Super Mario game and Ryan Murphy is the guy that plays our game. But he sucks at it, so our lives aren’t as awesome as the Mario games we play. It’s Marioception!
Whoa wait… Does that mean the...
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-queenoftheangels:
Maybe he’s like some kind of puppet master and he controls everything we do. But he changes his mind all the time so shit just doesn’t fucking make sense ever. …Stuff makes sense lately, though. So maybe we like broke his spell and we’re free now!!
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-queenoftheangels:
Why does nothing about our lives make sense and it’s entirely confusing?
For some reason, I want to say something about Ryan Murphy. But I don’t have a clue who that is…
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-queenoftheangels.tumblr.com:
… I’m still confused about why she was there.
Uh… Maybe she saw us rushing you out of the auditorium and uh… I don’t know.
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Anonymous asked: You and Puck should get back...
santanalopez-:
No. Not again. Puck and me are good friends, good fuck buddies, but horrible horrible together dating-wise. We know each other too well, and we’re too alike. But if I had to get with any guy again? It’d definitely be him. Finn and Sam couldn’t handle alla this.
You’re like my lesbro sister friend. I don’t think we could date even if you were still into dudes.
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So tired.
berrybarbra:
That doesn’t sound like the best option, but it would be preferable to you missing out on rehearsals!
Your girlfriend just suggested the best option! :D So, I think I’m gonna do that. But I won’t miss glee. Cross my heart, princess.
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So tired.
-queenoftheangels:
Grab Beth and bring her to me tomorrow! That sounds nice…
Oooh. I’ll do this instead! And I’ll go to school in time for glee rehearsals. Yes, I like this plan.
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So tired.
berrybarbra:
Noah Puckerman! We have Regionals on Saturday! Regionals! You can’t miss a single Glee meeting this week, none of us can if we expect to be at the top of our game come Saturday! It’s bad enough that Quinn can’t participate, thankfully Charlie was willing to be a temporary placeholder so we still qualify, but you can’t add onto that by not showing up to practice!
Fiiiine. In...
So tired.
I should skip school tomorrow.
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Anonymous asked: are you in love with charlie?
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Anonymous asked: Would you be willing to talk to her about sex if she wanted to?
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santanalopez- asked: Hey Puck. Thanks for last night. I mean, it was nice being able to see my two lesbros in one room, you know? It felt... normal. So yeah, I'm going to cut this message short before I get too sappy. But yeah, thanks.
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Anonymous asked: Do you two talk about sex?
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Anonymous asked: She's like your best friend. She tells you everything right?
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-queenoftheangels:
… I don’t like this conversation anymore.
Yeah… It got kind of weird…
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Anonymous asked: Someone needs to help out your baby mama.
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Anonymous asked: Puckerman, I need to talk to you.
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-queenoftheangels:
I feel like I’m pregnant again. Pain, nausea, emotions. Except this time the baby is growing in my head.
Pregnant again? That’s… scary.
If the baby was growing in your head, would like your jaw unhinge and come out of your mouth?
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-queenoftheangels:
But now I’m just bawling like a baby!
Sometimes that’s good for girls, right? Stop crying, though! Everything is good and stuff.
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-queenoftheangels:
Are you just trying to make me an emotional mess?
No! I was trying to make you feel better.
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-queenoftheangels:
Emotional crying…
She adores you, Q. We’re great parents now. You’re like the best teen mom in the world. You always know how to calm her down and she always clings to you like the little monkey she is.
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ilook-awesome replied to your post: ilook-awesome replied to your post: You don’t…
That’s usually wise because I always win.
Girls.
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ilook-awesome replied to your post: You don’t think you’re cute? Aw… that’s cute.
You’re so cute.
I give up.
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This is my 500th post so I decided to make it...
msshelby-corcoran:
This is so sweet, Puck. Brought tears to my eyes.
I wasn’t trying to make everybody cry. I just love, Beth.
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Anonymous asked: You don't think you're cute? Aw... that's cute.
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Anonymous asked: I just don't want ya t'a have a bad impression of me. ~Rory
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-queenoftheangels replied to your post: This is my 500th post so I decided to make it special.
I just started crying….
I’m sorry. Wait, was it like one of those good cries? Or is it a bad cry? If it’s bad, I’m sorry. If it’s good, then I’ll like hug you or something.
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lexiadriana replied to your post: This is my 500th post so I decided to make it special.
I think I’m either going to squeal or cry. You’re too cute.
I’m not cute, damn it!
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Anonymous asked: Puck, I'm sorry about our argument. perhaps we could just agree t'a disagree? ~Rory
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ilook-awesome replied to your post: This is my 500th post so I decided to make it special.
Puck you are too cute I’m going to pass out or die
I’m not cute!
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This is my 500th post so I decided to make it...
Let’s dedicate it to my lil’ monkey face.
Hey Monkey Face,
It’s big daddy Puck.
This is a letter that I never expect you to read.
You’re the light and joy of my life, baby girl. By the time you are old enough to be able to read this, I’m sure that you will have made me even prouder of you than I already am. You’re such a smart baby. You must get that from...
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Anonymous asked: Puck and Charlie sittin' in a tree. K i s s i n g. First, comes love. Then, comes Charlie. That's it. That's the song.
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callmecharliefabray:
Cutie.
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callmecharliefabray:
Try to beat you? L-O-L. You are on!
It’s a date. ;)
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callmecharliefabray:
Whatcha got in mind?
You. Me. I say we hit the arcade and the go-karts. You can get your waka waka on. And try to beat me on the race track. Then afterwards I’ll treat you to some fine cuisine at Breadstix. Yes or yes? :)